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		<description><![CDATA[Tuesday, 9:18pm Reno, NV &#8220;He who refuses to embrace a unique opportunity loses the prize as surely as if he had failed.&#8221; (William James, the Godfather of modern psychology) Okay, let me get this straight&#8230; You are seriously going to ignore one of the most amazing opportunities of your life&#8230; &#8230; because&#8230; &#8230; well, I]]></description>
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<p>Tuesday, 9:18pm<br />
Reno, NV<br />
&#8220;<em>He who refuses to embrace a unique opportunity loses the prize as surely as if he had failed</em>.&#8221; (William James, the Godfather of modern psychology)</p>
<p>Okay, let me get this straight&#8230;</p>
<p>You are seriously going to ignore one of the most amazing opportunities of your life&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230; because&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230; well, I can&#8217;t even begin to fathom what your &#8220;because&#8221; reason might be.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m sure it makes some sort of sense to you&#8230; but it&#8217;s probably an illusion.</p>
<p>I understand the weird, twisted way humans look at opportunity&#8230; because I nearly allowed the Big One to get away from me.</p>
<p>Like most folks, I sorta resented opportunities.  They never appeared at convenient times, it was seldom clear what was involved, and there was always some <em>change required </em>if I wanted to pursue it.</p>
<p>I had learned &#8212; as most people do &#8212; that if I just looked the other way, that pesky opportunity would vanish&#8230;<span id="more-778"></span></p>
<p>&#8230; and I could snuggle back into my cocoon-like comfort zone.  Safe and secure in the knowledge that nothing in my life was gonna be different.</p>
<p>And then, without warning, I was in my thirties, lost and clueless, saddled with a life of perpetual poverty and endless drifting.</p>
<p>Fortunately, I made up my mind one day to start jumping on opportunities.  Even the mis-adventures of slackerdom had dwindled to almost nothing&#8230; and, sleeping on a friend&#8217;s couch in San Diego, with no home, no job, no life and no money&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230; it finally dawned on me that if my life was going to get &#8220;started&#8221;&#8230; it was up to me to act.</p>
<p>No one was going to invite me to a better life.</p>
<p>And no opportunity was going to grab me in a headlock and drag me into wealth, fame and happiness.</p>
<p>I cannot even imagine what my life would be like today, had I continued to ignore the doors opening all around me.</p>
<p>So, yeah, I&#8217;m a big fan of opportunity.</p>
<p>And I&#8217;ve been doing my best to create opportunity for others.  It&#8217;s part of the vow I took when I began my journey into business and living large&#8230; to give something back, all along the way.</p>
<p>However&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230; I am not really surprised when I see people around me complain about the lack of movement in their lives&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230; while habitually <em>ignoring </em>the opportunities that cross their path.</p>
<p>Now, sometimes opportunity arrives in a whisper&#8230; hard to detect if you&#8217;re not looking, easy to miss when you&#8217;re distracted.</p>
<p>No shame in missing those.  It happens.  (Though, when you get serious about changing your life, Step One is to attune yourself to the whispers of the universe&#8230; because that&#8217;s where all the good adventures begin&#8230;)</p>
<p>However, sometimes opportunity whacks you upside your head&#8230; so obvious that you have to <em>work </em>at ignoring it.</p>
<p>And that&#8217;s what I&#8217;m talking about here.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve just been writing up some emails for attendees of our unique, head-rattling <a href="http://www.marketingrebel.com/action-seminar">Action Seminar</a>&#8230;</p>
<p>and I was stunned to realize that some names who NEED to be coming to this event&#8230; are not on the list.</p>
<p>The emails I&#8217;m writing will help attendees prepare for this game-changing event&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230; because everything that happens in this 2-day interactive meeting&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230; will be based on <em>questions </em>submitted by attendees, <em>copy and websites</em> submitted for critique by attendees, <em>problems </em>presented by attendees&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230; and <em>anything </em>else attendees need addressed, fixed or solved to put their lives and their businesses on the Fast Track to making 2010 their best year EVER.</p>
<p>If the significance of this hasn&#8217;t settled in yet, consider this:  I have assembled a stunning group of experts, heavy hitter marketing wizards, and the <em>best</em> problem-solving professionals I know&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230; and they&#8217;ve all dedicated themselves to revealing <em>everything they know</em> about making the Big Bucks, while living large at the upper end of the business food chain.  (Where all the happiness, fame and real fortune lies.)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.marketingrebel.com/action-seminar">www.marketingrebel.com/action-seminar</a></p>
<p>There is no line-up of speakers.  You will not be sitting in a room and be lectured by professional talkers.  And you will not be pummeled by pitches to buy one product after another.</p>
<p>Nope.</p>
<p>This <em>interactive </em>event is completely focused on helping attendees put together an Action Plan for their business&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230; crammed with <em>specific </em>steps to take immediately (spelled out in simple terms anyone can understand) to actually CHANGE your life.</p>
<p>This is how all the Big Dog marketers operate.  They get input from the best minds they can find&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230; they brainstorm and get advice on their specific situations, needs, and goals&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230; and then they map out a plan to make it all HAPPEN.</p>
<p>I love seminars, and I encourage you to go to events hosted by people you trust.</p>
<p>However, after 25 years of producing seminars, speaking at them, and attending them&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230; I know that MOST people <em>waste </em>the experience.</p>
<p>They get overwhelmed with incoming data&#8230; theories and ideas and piles of &#8220;if only I could get moving on that&#8221; opportunities.</p>
<p>And then they get back home&#8230; and realize they have no plan on how to implement anything they&#8217;ve discovered.</p>
<p>They have notes&#8230; but no plan.</p>
<p>So all those theories and ideas are left in the &#8220;someday&#8221; pile of squandered opportunities&#8230; never to be put into action.</p>
<p><strong>Well, screw that.</strong></p>
<p>This seminar is all <em>about </em>action.  Getting the simple implementation details on things you can do <em>immediately </em>to fix your problems, move your biz forward, and get into the groove where life continually cooks on high heat.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.marketingrebel.com/action-seminar">www.marketingrebel.com/action-seminar</a></p>
<p>We&#8217;re going to give you marching orders.  We&#8217;re going to help you draw up your own plan, specific to your situation&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230; along with the tools and secrets of putting it all into action as fast as humanly possible.</p>
<p>The experts I&#8217;ve assembled all know exactly what to do.  They DO it themselves (which is why each new year is <em>their </em>&#8220;best year&#8221; as they progress through career and life).</p>
<p>And&#8230; they&#8217;re gathering for a 2-day blowout in San Diego to share what they know and do&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230; with you.</p>
<p>If you can get your shit together enough to show up, that is.</p>
<p>Get the details now: <a href="http://www.marketingrebel.com/action-seminar">www.marketingrebel.com/action-seminar</a></p>
<p>Look: I chose San Diego partly because it was the scene of MY big realization about opportunity.</p>
<p>Maybe there&#8217;s something in the air down there, carried on-shore by ocean breezes.  Or maybe it&#8217;s in the water.  Or the perpetual sunshine.  Or the sheer impossibleness of getting through a day there without a huge smile on your face&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230; cuz, you know, you&#8217;re in paradise.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s also one of the easiest and nicest airports to get into and out of in the country.</p>
<p>The &#8220;Murderer&#8217;s Row&#8221; of experts includes the famous, the notorious, and the most successful go-to-guys in the biz.</p>
<p>We&#8217;re gonna cover &#8220;Getting Your Act Together To Make 2010 Your BEST Year Ever&#8221; from A-to-Z&#8230; including:</p>
<ul>
<li>Figuring out the weaknesses of your competition&#8230;</li>
<li>Gorging on traffic (so your pile of hot leads is bottomless)&#8230;</li>
<li>Creating new products that attract buyers like crazy&#8230;</li>
<li>Digging deep into the groove of getting stuff done efficiently (so you have more time off, even as you make more money in your chosen gig)&#8230;</li>
<li>Learning the cutting-edge unfair advantages of expert-level social media, pay-per-click, video selling, and classic ad creation&#8230;</li>
<li>And everything else you <em>know </em>you need advice on&#8230; including solutions to problems, directions on the next steps to take, warnings when you&#8217;re screwing up, precise lessons on writing what needs to be written, and more.</li>
</ul>
<p>In fact, if there&#8217;s <em>anything </em>you have a question about&#8230; any problem you&#8217;re hung up on&#8230; any piece of copy you want critiqued and fixed up&#8230; and any tactic, tool or business model you want expert input on&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230; you can get it at this <a href="http://www.marketingrebel.com/action-seminar">Action Seminar</a>.</p>
<p>This is what we&#8217;re going to do, for two solid exciting days.  Talk biz, solve stuff, and help attendees put together a plan to crush it in 2010.</p>
<p>But you gotta BE there.</p>
<p>I know, I know&#8230; it&#8217;s coming up too fast (it&#8217;s January 29 and 30, just a short few weeks away)&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230; and you gotta get off your butt in order to make it happen.</p>
<p>You have my sympathy.  I&#8217;ve been there &#8212; looking at opportunity I knew I needed, wanted, should embrace&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230; and dithering until it went away.</p>
<p>So I could crawl back into my comfort zone, where I wouldn&#8217;t be inconvenienced by life changes or adventure or, really, anything new or exciting.</p>
<p>For most folks, I offer up a pass on this opportunity.  It&#8217;s not for you.  You&#8217;re not ready, it&#8217;s too inconvenient, it requires too much&#8230; life-force&#8230; to get moving on.</p>
<p>However&#8230; for those of you who should be here (and you know who you are)&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230; there are no excuses for you not joining us:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.marketingrebel.com/action-seminar">www.marketingrebel.com/action-seminar</a></p>
<p>It&#8217;s cheap.  (An hour with me costs $2,500.  Most of my previous events have cost $5,000 just to attend.  You cannot corner ANY of these experts I&#8217;ve assembled without going deep into your wallet&#8230; if you can corner them at all.  Yet&#8230; attendance at this event is just under $800.  We purposely priced it low to allow more people to jump in.)</p>
<p>(Side note: Do NOT come if you have to borrow or hock Grandma&#8217;s jewelry to afford it.  If you&#8217;re that broke, you need to step back a bit and get a better handle on your situation.</p>
<p>However&#8230; if your business or career is suffering in the economy, or if you&#8217;ve hit multiple sticking points that have frozen your growth, or if you know you can get moving at lightning speed once you have a clear plan to implement&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230; then you&#8217;re right in the sweet spot of attendees who will get the most from this event.</p>
<p>Again &#8212; we&#8217;re all about fixing problems, and shedding light on the dark areas of your quest for success&#8230; so you can ACT on accomplishing your goals.)</p>
<p>And&#8230; I can go on, but I&#8217;ve hit a wall.</p>
<p>You can lead a horse to water&#8230; but you can&#8217;t make him drink.</p>
<p>Horses are too stubborn.  Even thirsty, staring at scarce resources, and really needing to drink&#8230; they&#8217;ll dither.</p>
<p>Most people have that same quality.  Stubborn, mired in self-defeating habits, scared to death of change or adventure.</p>
<p>If you have good entrepreneur&#8217;s blood coursing through your veins, you already know what you need to do.</p>
<p>Have that argument with yourself, if you need to&#8230; where you stack up the excellent excuses on why you &#8220;can&#8217;t&#8221; possibly attend this one-time-0nly event.  (Cuz we&#8217;re not giving it again.)</p>
<p>Listen to Mr. Scaredy-Cat living deep inside you.  Listen to the chorus of &#8220;don&#8217;t, it&#8217;s too much trouble&#8221; and &#8220;OMG, what if you went and were disappointed&#8221; and (my personal favorite) &#8220;There&#8217;ll be another great opportunity along shortly&#8230; no need to jump on this one.&#8221;</p>
<p>Ah, the bullshit we regale ourselves with.  The myths and lies we comfort our frightened souls with.</p>
<p>The <em>nonsense </em>we put up with, all because the courage to change and take control takes a little effort to summon.</p>
<p>The room is getting full.  (And the special low rate we scored for rooms at the hotel is going away VERY soon now.)</p>
<p>The folks already signed up are excited, with good reason.  It&#8217;s gonna be a blast&#8230; and it&#8217;s gonna change lives.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re in that group of people I thought for sure were going to join us&#8230; and you know who you are&#8230; there&#8217;s still a bit of time left to come aboard.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll see you in San Diego.</p>
<p>Stay frosty,</p>
<p>John</p>
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